Truthfull News · Seasonal AnnexReturn to the paper ↗
Office open until the thirteenth sweet
Department of Haunted Affairs
Your haunting has been approved. Collect 13 sweets. Dodge the paperwork. Boo your way out of a tight spot.
Act I · The foyer
Candy 0 / 13
Closing in 60s
Appeals 3 / 3
Record 0 / 13
Tap / drag or arrows / WASD to steer · Space to boost · P / Escape to pause.
Striped sweets: collect. Rectangular forms: avoid.
Boo, in Triplicate grows as you collect candy.
Ready to begin.
A seasonal game from Truthfull News.
Satire. Your actual haunting requires no application.
Best score stays in this browser.
Back to the front page