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Orbital Customs Detains Sunrise After Sixteenth Undeclared Entry

The station sees dawn every ninety minutes, but the light has never once completed an arrival card.

Orbital Customs Detains Sunrise After Sixteenth Undeclared Entry

Low Earth orbit — Customs officers aboard the Meridian research station detained sunrise Friday after its sixteenth undeclared entry of the day, closing the eastern observation window while officials assessed the light’s country of origin.

Station regulations require all arriving energy to declare commercial value, biological contents, and whether it has visited a farm. Sunrise supplied heat and visible radiation but no paperwork. Its claim to have originated eight minutes earlier was considered unverifiable without a return address.

Orbital Customs Detains Sunrise After Sixteenth Undeclared Entry

The detention delayed morning by twenty-three minutes in Module C. Crew members continued working under artificial lights but were instructed not to begin anything optimistic until natural illumination cleared inspection.

Space has no borders, which is why the station brought several.

Customs proposed charging duty on the ultraviolet portion. Scientists argued that sunlight is essential research equipment already owned by everyone. The finance officer noted that universal ownership is not a recognized exemption and usually makes collection more efficient.

The impasse ended when the station passed into darkness. Officers released the absent sunrise on its own recognizance and scheduled a hearing for the next orbit. It returned eighty-seven minutes later with the same spectrum and a handwritten note from the moon stating that the two were not traveling together.

Future dawns will use the crew lane while a permanent policy is drafted. Sunset has been placed on a watch list for leaving without checkout.


The station’s west-facing camera has retained counsel.