Executive order directs households to the Ice Irrigator 2000, the only approved domestic alternative. Commerce sets a 90-day transition. Canada says it has been trying to reach someone about this since Tuesday.
The Department of Thermal Transitions has reclassified a batch of polyethylene as a fuel with pending agency, citing the heated salt medium that requires the material to agree to the chemical change before it can be legally burned.
The Bureau of Computational Thermodynamics has issued a ruling that distinguishes between active reasoning and idle suspension, citing precedent from municipal water meters.
