Morning position The world remains open, although several departments have asked what for.
Lead dispatch · National Desk
Executive order directs households to the Ice Irrigator 2000, the only approved domestic alternative. Commerce sets a 90-day transition. Canada says it has been trying to reach someone about this since Tuesday.
The Official Record · September 12, 2026
Foreign Desk
Defence officials describe the operation as a success because the target failed to retaliate, while the iceberg remains unharmed and unaware of the incident. Asked why, the ministry said it had annoyed them.
Foreign Desk
The press service said any incident reported by delegates occurred in the presence of a substitute. The President’s own emissions, the statement said, are floral, and have been since 2011.